Painting by Philip Wilson Steer - Young woman on the beach



It would have a narrator with a deep gentle male voice (Think of the male voice in the intro of the movie 500 Days of Summer, you know, the guy narrating why the young Summer could cut off her long hair so easily).


At this moment, the scene would show me lying on my bed staring at the ceiling.



Okay not as chio and definitely not Ang-mo but you get the idea.


Narrator goes:


"With that, this lead character, leaves Nikki's life for good. Unbeknownst to Nikki then, she will soon put this once-so-important person behind her, because little adventures are twinkling in the corner of Nikki's life sketchbook, waiting to paint her life with awesome discoveries!"


Okay fuck, now it feels like the narrator is Barney the dinosaur.



































Try again.


"With that, this chapter of Nikki's life is closed and that lead character is gone forever. This leaves an empty space in her.... Fuck.


Try again.



"With that, this lead character leaves the picture, and Nikki will soon be surprised at how relieved and optimistic she can become. This part of her life is an experience she will soon put behind her like she did for many things in life, and the upcoming challenges and surprises in the year will keep her busy, and most importantly, like a happy bitch again."


Cue upbeat background music and next scene shows me meeting a hot guy at the gym.






Stay tuned for more updates on the ever dramatic and sometimes pathetic but mostly funny and heartwarming story of my life. =)


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